Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Confessions of a dog's life

 (English) Peter Mel

life is really not fair - which we all know, but there are a good side. As a dog, I do not feel any regret, this is God's arrangement. If everything goes according to God's plan, I was a dog tied up outside the farmhouse, only get a little bit of food each day, the wind howl, was surrounded by desolation. However, among them are able to get rid of humble origin, in a competitive world out on top.

my life is full of ups and downs, filled with emotion in retrospect, those days of wandering in the wilderness, being chased, met elegant, milestones and turning points in life such epic encounters, memory is still fresh.

In general,bailey UGG boots, though I was born poor and lowly, but it still looks a colorful life. I was born There was an uproar. All of a sudden I had 13 brothers and sisters Tim, and my mother is clearly not ready, it had no experience, always complaining about lack of sleep, rash, have had postpartum depression. But soon enough, can we just stand on the world blink, it disappeared without a trace. This is my first time to experience the dark side of life.

my first owner was a guy wearing boots. Each time, when this disgraceful liar to my sight, I began chasing its tail to curry favor with the. Techniques and then compared to today, it is much less, but I desperately wagging his tail, and issued a happy scream.

I have a wrong impression that their small and earn, imagine his nasty looks, there is a loving soul, I will certainly have its arms stretched out. But I was wrong! You may have heard some people describe life: evil, cruel, and surprisingly short. The set of adjectives to him appropriate. In addition, even more resentful of his lawless pair of boots, and since then, I will hold the feet of deep human fear.

day, I climbed through the broken tire, stretched, and inhaled the morning air, waiting for another boring day. The guy who wore the boots to wear a beautiful camouflage: a brown-green hats, march jacket, a row of bullets, shoulder bags hung on the side, on the other side carrying the gun, like a hunter is to brave the Bible again. He went so far to show mercy, for I relaxed, so I went to an old truck.

woods we came to a clearing, where three-four vehicles have been stopped, where each vehicle has a dog. The owner and his friends proudly, patting each other on the back, friendships, and to carry arms and ammunition to show off.

Suddenly, I felt someone grab my neck, pulled me off, and ordered me to go into the woods. I walked forward to look, in a rabbit under a bush, scared the crap out, all out of ideas, I do not know to be rolling on the ground, play dead, or to escape. Behind whom the whole group of people excited, a lot of orders issued, but I as ear. You know, I've never been to war, life and seeing so many guns in my head a few inches above the place to place to play, really scary. Driven by instinct, I am spared from rabbit faster than that one, so that Pi is not long bullet hit the eye.

the way home, dignified atmosphere. I do not know the technology and smart dogs. However, this is the first time I go out ah! How do I know the rules of hunting? However, in order to live a harmonious and peaceful future, I still take the initiative to apologize, but the response is the owner and a series of curse roundly kicked.

few days later, the owner decided to see if I really He will be a mass of things to put under my nose I smell, muttering as he spoke, and then throw something in that group 20 meters away in the weeds, hands down, I rush out to make a stop gesture. I do not want to move it, I simply lay down - and this was a wrong decision. Master suddenly became furious ... ...

circumstances behind maybe you can imagine, and he caught me up, thrown into the back of trucks and speeding like crazy. In the woods next to a small piece of sausage he threw to the bush. I chased Flanagan sausage, I thought, this is my game, so he dived into a small bush and turned upside down the whole forest, but still nothing, lasts over more than 10 minutes, I looked back, the day ah, what are gone!

I was a stray dog. I think this is a major turning point in my life, and now I'm free, to the Happy everywhere. Of course, I have to consider their daily needs, as well as a shelter.

the next street is full of hardships in life, I think this is my temper, do not have too much publicity, Of course, I live for the future with great hope. Go on the road in the village, I have been a kind of premonition: a new life about to begin. A woman driving down kind enough to greet me, I was flattered when she invited me to the car, I simply feel grateful of. Ms. premises in the former, I know the future of the two partners, one is a dirty old bitch, like a hound; the other is black, lame Labrador. In the I was comfortably lying on a new home, the sun on my stomach. The world is so beautiful, wandering, nothing to eat for several days of polite seems like yesterday.

in my family relegated to the official, the owner made me re-packaging, which is consistent with the spirit of the times. But when I was carried into the bath tank Then they come up with mini Then let me forget the courtesy of these shame - there are a lot of cookies to eat, I was constantly stroking, excitement, and the voice of praise, photo, triumphant return as heroes welcome.

the naming ceremony, in my obviously the main people have racked their brains, and finally they clean first, call me, What is the name matter, have little significance for me, I care about is that every day, food, and comfortable abdominal massage, which is enough.

From now on, I'm really more credits to repair.

I've never eaten with a bowl with a bowl to eat little tricks - the more you hurry, one jumped, bowl to slide farther. So I learned to push the bowl to the corner, so it will not slip away. Later, my skills and higher level, and I bowl with one paw on the center of this bowl is fixed does not work. In addition, I also know that barking to see the object, the time - such as a dog strayed into the neighborhood coming in, the monthly magazine salesman visiting, or standing in front of strangers. But not every call, the phone rings off the hook, or repair the home of well-intentioned plumbers barking. Of course, the middle of the night, sleeping on the pillow in a centipede, it can not yell. In addition, the roar or the teeth are also inappropriate behavior, but not wantonly digging in the garden.

I soon learned the secret of favor by the people, the accumulation of their affection for me, in case of accidents or misunderstandings occur one day, to come in handy. I'm one smart dog, home life of these skills is just fluff to me, I quickly mastered all. Of course, if I want to go outside world, we must rely on my master.

my master and not the same as married couples in general, they seem to never go to work, always keen on in the kitchen busy. There is a lot of them unidentified friends, and have the same problems, like loud noises, like drinking, but also many reasons for this compilation, such as birthdays, weddings, New Year, or the mother passed away, I have seen Some people see the first cuckoo on the grounds, drinking and fun.

deliberately rejected the one hand,UGGs, human enjoyment, on the other hand Quedui wine put it down, is so hypocritical. In the wine on the table, who showed his true colors, those polite, pious guy lost in the wine on the table manners. The sound is not the beginning, and later, living room has become like the zoo, they are great to drink large cups, and some cursed and scolded the company's leadership, called them unfriendly neighbors, including members who are running, have also become They vent the object, is kept very sharp criticism. Some people even cried, probably comes the sad thing. Some people by Jiu Jin, said the case was inappropriate, even in the presence of friends are offended, he regained consciousness the next day had to apologize.

they always secretly discussing other people's privacy, said the achievements of others jealous. As long as lying under the table, you can learn a lot of social news, the ugly side of people is really an eye-opener.

before I became famous, always felt that my life is too dull, looking for some excitement, or engage in some mischief, trouble or something, I even almost fell in love, thanks to my brink, I think these life experiences to share with you is also not a bad idea.

times I have been through abuse, this is not a very embarrassing thing, the ancients said, But every time I can enjoy it very safe. That day I whim, went upstairs. I also know that my life was too boring. I've never been to that place, so a kind of mystery. We very much the same bathroom and the key is in the bedroom the bed is really good bed, a high degree of moderate,UGG shoes, there are several pillows alone, the above is also covered with high-level classical sheet. I looked for a long time to carry out a fierce ideological struggle, decided to try the above, you know I'm adventurous. I jumped into bed cheered, and head on a soft pillow and enjoy the rare tenderness. I think it will not hesitate, however, things brought to light the night.

I underestimated the size of their footprints, but also forgotten the morning after a walk between the foot even worse mud. Evidence, I am one hundred Nanbian, of course, I have to give full play to their wisdom, first I want to do those two old bitch scapegoat, but then I decided to carry forward the style, very frankly admitted his mistakes and poor Tutu expressed that wish to be punished, I even shed tears of remorse. The end result is I get a sumptuous meal.

According to my observation, most humans can not withstand the temptation of emotion. Whether explicit confession, deep bow, tenderness Feelings gaze, or wag its tail to indicate hard early in the morning, until the more complex problems, such as joy, trust, loyalty, sycophancy and so on. One time I did something wrong is not educated, in order to make up for my fault, but to the collection dedicated to the long-dead rats mistress, she actually was grateful tears. So effortlessly, my sins were forgiven. Later I concluded

flattering seven technology: ① legs in the air power; ② body trembled surgery; ③ power lifting claw; ④ move by the knee; ⑤ tentacles method; ⑥ hold their legs; ⑦ showy move. Because of limited space, only short, if you have a particular interest, you can come to me specifically, a concrete learn from.

That good my love, I would like to have reference to the younger generation, may wish to share. When I started to focus on those interested in the opposite sex when he was very ashamed, but there is no way to control their own puberty is so impulsive, especially to see that shy, pleasant neighborhood, after a small baby, I am more restless.

I have the opportunity to sneak a look at it, and never bored. True love roses, but I'm confident that by virtue of some ingenuity, and finally will be able to save the day. You may not imagine, I do not know how long it took time, hiding in the farmhouse at the top of the grass carefully, waiting for the best time. The mistress of the total farm every morning with my love of the Then I will send grass lingering from the call, Fenfen towards me in this direction seems to give me a kiss. As I forge ahead, however, the cottage is like an old man of the house monster, brandishing knives, vicious to me roar. But that does not allow me to retreat.

really frustrated me is such a thing. One day, Professor of rice paper to the guest next door, had a big and fat, short legs, narrow snout, looked teach people to shy away from the dog, I think you posters in the prevention and treatment of rabies ever seen this dog. Fenfen apparently this little fat dog friendship deal, and rice man of the house next door, the professor began to drink and a laugh Man, Fenfen to, and that little fat dog playing in the grass, playing, making my brain and booming .

However, a lot worse is yet to come, Fenfen like a slut can not wait, it's lover pulled the side of the house - suddenly rushed into it, jumping up and down on it, four foot to roll toward the world. I hate teeth itch, for the next scene happened,UGG boots, I have the courage to describe, and my heart broken, with broken dreams, pulling a heavy cut, including the pace of home.

Since then, my list goes on dreams, has not called Fenfen dog. This is what I love tragedy.

my fortune is purely coincidental.

have a photographer come to where I live and have a cup of water to drink, by the way front of the house look beautiful lavender. I'm just curious to smell a little, and do not want to pay him any heed. However, he treated the lens down, telling me to shoot a few improvisations.

a few weeks later, honey, I'm actually on the magazine wow, full-color, mane everywhere, upturned tail, a fearless watchdog leap off the paper. Some people say that. Lens do not lie. God knows.

after. Began endless - other magazines and scouts come one after another; journalists. Television crews, who fought in all directions admirers, including a pair of sneaky. Xiangyao couples selling expired dog food. Are all I get.

in later life, I've done modeling. Participated in sports competitions, bullying neighbor's hens had also damn cat, and a fight, but finally not a big deal. I treat people the more

level to the higher frequent access to senior social situations. Quite a gentleman. And my peace of mind gradually. Time will slowly change the people, that this point is also good.

for the people, although I have observed for so long. But it seems impervious to mold. I would like to find out the problem of human nature, probably takes a lifetime to study. In addition, all day long meditation on the meaning of existence

health is not good. The discretion of the philosopher is the best learn to not like a mad dog was barking, that is, alcohol addiction, or in a little-known university professor of existentialism.

life experience that I could write a book together, and I also have this intention, the idea has already begun. Information is being collected. Fame, the variety of turbulence is upset. I often walk to the outskirts of the green grass. Every time I see those young, innocent, I do not know evil heart of the puppies, I think of my youth. So young, energetic, there have been a beautiful dream; the face of humiliation, frustrations and setbacks, have unyielding struggle. These events will make me emotionally. Imagination. When the dead of night, I always look at your life, you know older to make such a wrong love. This is a nostalgic, psychological it!

If you were reincarnated, I want a dog I do it, God's plan is always perfect.

2 dogs met the last two days, all kind of interesting.

8 10 May, 14:00, Chengdu Rd along the ridge on:



this is August 11, Chengdu Industrial Street, tell the Han dog face expression: 

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